Taliban Nuclear Crises

As the President of Pakistan I would like to take this opportunity to assure the world that everything is under control. We have experienced a breach of trust to the highest degree and we can assure that the men responsible for this situation shall stand trial. The Taliban have reached farther than we could have expected into the North West Border Frontier province but we have already prepared an offensive that should put us in control of the area. We have undertaken many moves to secure the low grade nuclear weapons that the Taliban have taken control of.  We are reaching out to the Taliban leaders to better understand their motives and intentions are and once we discover those we can move forward appropriately. We also must urge the other nations of the world not to take any action that might provoke the use of a WMD. The only feasible target for now, Israel, is out of range of the weapons. However, if provoked the Taliban could fire against many sites in India, China or Russia. We want it to be known that this situation can and will be solved without the use of any nuclear weapons.

President Asif al Zardari